Decomposer!

(Chorus)     Decomposer! De-decomposer!
                Can be your friend, can be your friend
                Can be your friend, too

The Decomposer is my friend, he could be you friend too
If only you would understand that he has feelings too

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The Decomposer likes to ear he turns things into dirt
and if you are not careful, he’ll even eat your shirt

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The Decomposer has some friends, they’re called the FBI
The Fungus and Bacteria, and Insects, my oh my!

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